To the ISIS and those Muslims fighting it
in Afghanistan,
in Gaza,
in Iraq,
in Syria,
in the PA,
and everywhere else where Muslims fight other Muslims,
may no one in the West or East get involved,
may no non-Muslims need to join your fight,
and may we wish much success to both sides;
may G-d be with you in your holy war against each other
and grant both the ISIS and Islamic Jihad, Fatah, Hamas, Hezbollah, PA, PLO,
and all religious Muslim governments,
much success in their endeavors.
We await news of the valiant fighters of Islam
fighting to the death
sacrificing their lives
with screams of “Allahu Akbar,”
‘Allah is Great’,
(or as Yitzchak and I like to joke, “Allah is a mouse,”)
may you die deaths of honor on the battlefield,
and may all who come after you say,
“What a great, holy war,
see how many people on each side died,
only 100 were left on either side,
and soon,
they, too, succumbed to their wounds
and died.
Many of the women,
and much of those children
who were not yet able to fight,
assimilated and forgot that they were Muslims,
within a single generation.”
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So, to our cousins fighting their own brothers,
Sunni and Shiite alike,
we wish both sides much success,
and await the day when peace will reign
and there will no longer remain
even a single person
who wishes to convert the whole world to Islam,
and kill the heathens who remain.
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Much success to you all,
and may we say,
Amen.
Little Duckies 